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GOLD DUCK 07-19-2006 11:48 PM

QWAK,a WIG can change your look when TSHTF!
 
QWAK,This may not be for EVERY ONE (LOL) but a WIG can give you a WHOLE new LOOK ------- perhaps when we all have to get a NATIONAL ID this could be just the thing?? :smile: :banana:

http://www.tamponcrafts.com/toupee.html

Just DON'T ware it if you go SWIMING! :bath: :haha: :haha: :haha:

HE HE HE
the DUCK

Ragnarok 07-20-2006 12:08 AM

Re: QWAK,a WIG can change your look when TSHTF!
 
TAMPONcrafts.com?? What kind of "wig" are you talking about here? And do they come Kevlar reinforced - "for your protection"? :haha:

Ragnarok

AMforPM 07-20-2006 03:22 AM

Re: QWAK,a WIG can change your look when TSHTF!
 
If you look at the picture it is even funnier. Not much of a disguise cause you would stand out like ronald mcdonald's street bum cousin. :girl: :haha: :haha:

GOLD DUCK 07-20-2006 09:37 AM

Re: QWAK,a WIG can change your look when TSHTF!
 
QWAK,HE HE HE,Look at it THIS way "They can't SHOOT you IF they are LAUGHING too HARD to AIM their guns!":proud: :applause_ :clap2: :haha:

http://www.tamponcrafts.com/toupee_pics/toupee_09.jpg

the DUCK :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

TheKingsSon 07-20-2006 10:54 AM

Re: QWAK,a WIG can change your look when TSHTF!
 
cool, another item to put into my First aid box :rofl:

Book 07-20-2006 11:10 AM

Re: QWAK,a WIG can change your look when TSHTF!
 
1 Attachment(s)
Use standard CIA issue:

Attachment 17009

GOLD DUCK 07-20-2006 11:26 AM

Re: QWAK,a WIG can change your look when TSHTF!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Elijah (Post 305056)
Duck, kinda reminds me of an old Eastwood movie where the Black Widow bikers got tared and had to wear wigs, didn't do anything for their appearance either.:haha:

QWAK,Good FLICK! I particulary injoyed the OEANGATANG using the cop cars for an OUT HOUSE! The STINK would have justified BURNING them!:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

the DUCK

Wyldwil 07-20-2006 02:07 PM

Re: QWAK,a WIG can change your look when TSHTF!
 
WTF! I don't even want to know how you found this site......

GOLD DUCK 07-20-2006 02:48 PM

Re: QWAK,a WIG can change your look when TSHTF!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Wyldwil (Post 305243)
WTF! I don't even want to know how you found this site......

QWAK,It was just somthing the DOG draged in!:tongue:

He has been trying to COMUNICATE with GOD agen,he just won't believe ME when I tell him "ALL is ONE ,so ALL is GOD":albertein :cheerful:

Letter to GOD from the DOG

TO: GOD:
FROM: THE DOG

Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?

Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?

Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the "Chrysler Eagle" the " Chrysler Beagle"?

Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good dog.

1 . I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.

2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.

4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.

5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying "hello".

8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.

9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.

10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.

11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.

12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?????

HE HE HE
the DUCK:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

WideOpen 07-20-2006 03:48 PM

Re: QWAK,a WIG can change your look when TSHTF!
 
<BUMP>
You are THE DUCK,
thank you for a multi-grin . . .
:cheerful: :cheerful: :cheerful: :cheerful: :cheerful:

Thinking it might be another Martha Stewart site:

WHOIS Record For
tamponcrafts.com
Current Registrar: MONIKER ONLINE SERVICES, INC.
IP Address: 70.86.180.162 (ARIN & RIPE IP search)
IP Location: US(UNITED STATES)-TEXAS-DALLAS
Record Type: Domain Name
Server Type: Apache 1
Lock Status: REGISTRAR-LOCK
Web Site Status: Active
DMOZ no listings
Y! Directory: see listings
Web Site Title: Welcome To Tampon Crafts
Secure: No
E-commerce: No
Traffic Ranking: 1
Data as of: 14-Jun-2005

cb&julie 07-20-2006 05:03 PM

Re: QWAK,a WIG can change your look when TSHTF!
 
An even better idea:

Grow long hair and a beard now, shave it when the SHTF.

GOLD DUCK 07-20-2006 05:59 PM

Re: QWAK,a WIG can change your look when TSHTF!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cb&julie (Post 305456)
An even better idea:

Grow long hair and a beard now, shave it when the SHTF.

QWAK,cb&julie,I let my beard grow the first 7 years up on the mountain it was all the way down to my BELLY BUTTON,I looked like some one from a casting call for DELIVERENCE!:hahaha:

During the SUMMER it was SOooooooo hot I braided it (Joney Depth probably got the IDEA from seeing ME):haha: :ARMS1:

I tied it off and SAVED it when I decided to SHAVE,I supose I could just GLUE it back on in an EMERGENCY!:tongue:

The DUCK :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :banana: :banana: :banana:


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